Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours
on the phone to friends, always had a clean house, watched chick
flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the
hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, didn't have to pay
for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers,
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went
to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in
the house, never wore fricken lacy lingerie tha went up her arse,
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
Quick! If you know of someone about to take the plunge... pass on a few words of wisdom or at the very least a little bit of humor to make their bad days a little bit better!